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в ответ digital.pilot 28.12.14 20:31
Мне в Америке еще несколько неполиткорректных анекдотов рассказали...
Q. A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
A. Police officer.
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
Q. Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
A. The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Q. What's the difference between Jewish American Princess and Mexican American Princess?
A. Mexican one has faked jewellry and real orgasms.
Q. A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
A. Police officer.
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
Q. Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
A. The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Q. What's the difference between Jewish American Princess and Mexican American Princess?
A. Mexican one has faked jewellry and real orgasms.
Früher an Später denken!