ПОЗИТИВЧИК
искала какую-нить шутку про метаболиты (для доклада), нашла пару анекдотов. Правда, на англиийском) и на опред. (химическую) тематику.
How many moles are in a guacamole?
-Avocado’s number.
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
– Because it’s in the ground state.
What do dipoles say in passing?
– Have you got a moment?
Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
– Because it was polar
What did one atom tell another?
– I think I lost an electron
– Are you sure?
– Yes, I’m positive.
А это про меня, я тоже всегда ацетилсалициловую кислоту покупаю
A pharmacologist walks into a pharmacy and asks
the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.”
И картинка на тему весны
